“Welcome to Bigot’s Choice! You’ve come to the right place: whether you prefer your fascism off the shelf or customised, we’ve got it!
So, who’re we hating today? Now, we
have all the classics: skin tone (whether you like it darker or lighter or anything in between), uppity women who refuse to sleep with you, mouthy liberals, and your
choice of Johnny Foreigner. And if you’re in the mood for something with a bit more kick, how
about rabid feminists, good-for-nothing-intellectuals, or people who intimidate
you by speaking weird foreign languages in public?Aha, good. And
how would you like your dictator, sir? Fickle and fanatic, gropy and demented,
or recklessly unhinged?All right,
then. And how would you like you fascism wrapped? For traditionalists we have the
choice of either a beard or a swastika, depending on your religious/ideological
affiliation and geographic orientation. The special today is red-white-and-blue
fascism, very popular with the trendy crowd.
choice, sir! Now, why don’t you just sit back and relax, and I’ll get you your
fascism, all wrapped up and ready to go, OK?”
International Sarcasm Day!
know, there’s no such thing as International Sarcasm Day. But there should
be. How else are we going to get through reading the news these days without
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