Madeira has something for everyone

And Professor M and I like it, too. After all, this wasn’t our first time here.
Now, if we were athletic outdoor people, Madeira would have a lot to offer: hiking, levadas, whale watching, deep sea fishing…
But we are two very busy and stressed urbanites, and one of us usually has a cold / flu whenever we go on holiday (especially around Christmas), so we like to take it easy. This means minimum amount of sightseeing, lots of good restaurants and leisurely walks in parks. In other words, we need a place fit for a Bad Tourist

Funchal Madeira

So, this was the third time my husband and I had a holiday (vacation for my American readers) in Madeira, and the second time we spent Christmas there. It was also the second time we stayed at The Vine Hotel in Funchal. And yes, the next time we go back to Madeira, this is where we’ll be staying. Why? It has wonderful breakfast, a lovely spa, a small rooftop pool, and the location is perfect (= in the centre, and far away from the tourist resort), not least because it’s adjacent to Dolce Vita shopping centre. I know, it sounds horrible, but can be extremely handy when the airline loses your luggage

Funchal Madeira

Did I mention the hotel has a spa? I really liked the steamroom and jacuzzi: very relaxing, and I didn’t have to pretend I was swimming. Professor M also talked me into having a massage. That’s supposed to be relaxing, but I think I  lack the gene that makes most women like this sort of ‘pampering’. Having a massage or a facial just makes me more stressed, and I can’t stand being touched by strangers, however nice and gentle they are.


I wanted to include this picture in my post, even though this time around we didn’t take the cable car ride to the botanical garden.However, I loved it two years ago (and Professor M hated it, which probably explains why we skipped it this time around…) and I would recommend it to anyone visiting Funchal for the first time.

Funchal Madeira

What about food?

There are of course excellent restaurants, and we sort of became regulars at this little tea room. They have so many different types of tea… and wonderful salads, and the chocolate cake is to die for.

And another restaurant I would like to mention here is Londres: a popular fish restaurant with quite generous portions (you can order a half-portion or share). The food is uncomplicated and good: fish or meat with potatoes and vegetables, with a portion of the delicious local garlic bread, bolo do caco.

bolo do caco

And this is Vicentes Photographic museum, and every time I pass it, it’s closed… Oh well, maybe next time…

Funchal Madeira

Yes, I’m sure Madeira and Funchal have a few surprises in store, and I look forward to going back. Maybe next year.
In the meantime, as soon as I get my photos sorted, I plan to take you on a little sightseeing tour outside Funchal…


PS: Check out my new glamorous self-portrait in  The Dilettante Artist’s Gallery. There is a pretty, new widget on the sidebar to take you there…

Linking up with  A Compass Rose for Travel Tuesday


  1. Anonymous
    8 January 2015 / 12:51 am

    This looks like a lovely place! I had to Google where it was… Geography is not my strong suit.

    • Tiina L
      10 January 2015 / 10:00 am

      It is a lovely place, and a great holiday destination. But it's a long flight…

  2. Jasmine Rabuñal Barrientos
    8 January 2015 / 8:09 am

    OMG, I'm green with envy. These pics are so beautiful. Looking forward to your next posts.Jasmine x

    • Tiina L
      10 January 2015 / 10:02 am

      I will be posting about Madeira in a couple of weeks again, I just had so many pics and couldn't fit them all in one post.

  3. Coco
    8 January 2015 / 10:27 pm

    Thus place looks cool and worth visiting!Baci,Coco et La vie en rose – Valeria Arizzi

    • Tiina L
      10 January 2015 / 10:03 am

      It is very cool, and a great place to go to in winter: not too hot but warm enough.

  4. Coco
    9 January 2015 / 8:49 pm

    Just popping in to say hi!Baci,Coco et La vie en rose – Valeria Arizzi

  5. Pretty Tiny Things
    10 January 2015 / 12:25 pm

    Look like you had a nice time , Would you like to follow each other ? KissesEmily from PTT

    • Tiina L
      14 January 2015 / 9:19 am

      I did! Thanks for stopping by.

  6. Yvonne Lanot
    14 January 2015 / 3:45 am

    This place looks lovely! I'll have to check it out one day and do all the outdoor things you have mentioned! But the town itself looks beautiful!

    • Tiina L
      14 January 2015 / 9:20 am

      It is a beautiful old town, with lots of great restaurants, really worth a visit.

  7. Cynthia
    17 January 2015 / 8:28 am

    I haven't heard much about this town but it looks amazing- like a great place for a holiday 🙂

    • Tiina L
      18 January 2015 / 2:26 pm

      It is, thanks for stopping by!

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