I know I’m demanding. OK, fine, I’m a bit of a diva, you’re right. But I have needs.
What can I say? Women are like that: needy bitches, never happy, get over it. Besides, it ‘s your job to make me happy. I paid a lot of money for you, and I want to get my money’s worth. So, stop whining and start delivering.
This is how it’s going to be: you will work hard to make me the sexiest, most stylish diva ever, and I will see to it that you get taken out for a spin every once in a while. Sounds fair? Good!
Right, let’s get down to business.
I want you to hug me. Tight.
No, a bit higher, around my waist. Now, wrap yourself around me like you mean it. That’s it, perfect!
Oh no, don’t even think about it! I said no sliding down! No riding up towards my armpits, either. Listen, a girl wants to be hugged in a very special way… Yes, that’s it: hold me in…
Oh yes… YES! You fit me like a glove…
leather skirt: Jigsaw / top: Boden / cardigan: Banana Republic /
shoes: Clarks / bag: Furla / sunglasses: Dolce and Gabbana
How do you want your skirt to hug you?
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